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Post by Simmo33 on Sept 22, 2008 16:31:08 GMT
Yes! Lolocaust!
Pirate name: Scurvy McScumbucket
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Post by Vrek on Sept 22, 2008 22:54:13 GMT
"That Pirate Who Knows that Awesome Guy Vrek"
"Captain Lieutenant"
"The Teenage Robot Pirate From SPACE!"
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Post by Simmo33 on Sept 23, 2008 15:02:10 GMT
"That Pirate Who Knows that Awesome Guy Vrek" Typical Though still funny!
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Post by Redsrock on Sept 23, 2008 15:26:10 GMT
Steve the Pirate
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Post by webster52402 on Sept 23, 2008 17:22:43 GMT
Well, here goes nothing. My pirates, and even a short 'lol' history:
Charbeard - This unfortunate pirate, Charbeard as he came to be known, tried to stir up trouble along the same lines as Blackbeard before him. Unfortunately, when he tried the same trick as Blackbeard with the burning fuses in his facial hair, his beard, which had been finely treated and taken care of with various flammable materials, burst into flames, earning this man his nickname.
Bowlegs Roberts - Bowleg Roberts got his name from a strange bone deficiency that he acquired on his maiden voyage of his pirate ship Cutlass, from a calcium deficiency. This left his legs bowed out to either side, earning him his nickname. At one point it was so bad that his crewmembers muttered that he could 'straddle a cannon while standing normally'.
Samuel 'Sharkbait' - This pirate was one of the more... infamous and cruel that sailed the seas. Sharkbait, as he was called, loved nothing more than to capture the crews of opposing ships, preferably with many members. Then, to live up to his name, he would take one of the captured crewmembers, and have the crew kill and chop them up, to make them into chum that he would pour into the water around his ship. When the sharks arrived, he would push the hapless other prisoners off of his ship, and into the infested waters below.
He was killed when he fell off of his ship into the feeding frenzy one day when he was pouring the chum off of the boat side. Sharkbait had become shark food.
I'll leave it at those three.
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Post by NotApplicable on Sept 24, 2008 20:14:48 GMT
"Bowells McCoy"... sharr! I <3 Pirates
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Post by Simmo33 on Sept 25, 2008 14:57:41 GMT
"Bowells McCoy"... sharr! I <3 Pirates More like SMC: Super Massive Chauffeur A.K.A. Speedy McCoy
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Post by FC4 on Sept 30, 2008 16:38:53 GMT
"Buck-tooth Butch."
"Catel the Living Cannonball."
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Post by Vicorva on Oct 1, 2008 11:21:29 GMT
Alright Guys, I'm calling in the results now. Next Competition will be up in a moment. My Top 5 are, in no particular order: "Charbeard" "Buck-tooth Butch" "The Teenage Robot Pirate From SPACE!" "Bowlegs Roberts" "Captain Lieutenant" and the winner is... *drum roll* "Charbeard" by webster52402. Though I considered "TTRPFS" to be completely hilarious, I struggle to see a pirate given that name (although I desperately want to see a fiction about him!) All the pirate names were brilliant, but I liked Charbeard's the best. It was funny as well as with good substance to it. I liked the story that went with it very much. Thus, Webster has stole the "Archbishop of Titlebury" from pat. That's what you get for inactivity, pat! Webster can give "Charbeard" to a member of his choosing. Next competition coming up.
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Post by Vicorva on Oct 1, 2008 11:22:42 GMT
Competition #3
Best title for Vrek Vileclaw.
(heh...)
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Post by FC4 on Oct 1, 2008 12:11:14 GMT
First thing that came to mind.
"Lone Ranger."
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Post by Simmo33 on Oct 1, 2008 15:10:20 GMT
"That guy that is that awesome guy Vrek"
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Post by webster52402 on Oct 1, 2008 15:16:27 GMT
*Glances at Simmo* Hehehe...
Glad you liked Charbeard. Ever since seeing a picture of Blackbeard with those matchlock fuses burning in his beard, I couldn't help but think of a pirate like that. xD
Now, as for Vrek's Title...
"Abstract Art Man" *Glances at his avatar*
"King Ego" (For all your past titles.)
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Post by Vrek on Oct 1, 2008 23:00:07 GMT
"That guy that is that awesome guy Vrek" God... YES!
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Post by Simmo33 on Oct 2, 2008 15:12:02 GMT
Hahaha thought you'd like that one. EDIT: How long have I been Charbeard? /
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