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Post by Elgen on Apr 6, 2009 7:35:13 GMT
Perhaps the most likely scenario is that no one who've ever surfed a forum will get laid in any foreseeable future?
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Post by Vicorva on Apr 6, 2009 8:01:14 GMT
That can't be true, Kleid just got laid.
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Post by Elgen on Apr 6, 2009 10:50:03 GMT
No, he didn't. That's my point. He can't have gotten laid, due to aforementioned theorem.
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Post by FC4 on Apr 6, 2009 12:59:21 GMT
Perhaps the most likely scenario is that no one who've ever surfed a forum will get laid in any foreseeable future? I don't know... the foreseeable future may have getting laid for me. It nearly did already. Sorry, tmi. And Webster getting married? Now you know I have to be the best man, cause I'm Websters best internet bud and have to keep him from killing Simmo DURING the wedding. As for YOU, SON, just what do you think you are doing? This best be someone you are in love with. I taught you better than that. So who is he?
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Post by Vicorva on Apr 6, 2009 15:35:05 GMT
No, he didn't. That's my point. He can't have gotten laid, due to aforementioned theorem. Are you saying Kleid would lie? That's slanderous. And FC, Elgen already claimed the Best Man role. Sorry. Ooh, unless you guys fight over it...
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Post by Elgen on Apr 6, 2009 17:37:59 GMT
Not exactly lie... Just twist the truth. To make us all envy him, of course.
And not on my watch, FC4. *loads up shotgun*
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Post by webster52402 on Apr 6, 2009 18:10:51 GMT
Well, since Simmo's the one in the dress, he chooses the bridesmaid, and I get the best man choice! And, Elgen, sorry, but FC4 takes precedence over you.
... You'd make a good flower girl, though. *Snickers*
Also, I wouldn't kill Simmo during the wedding, I'd wait until afterward, when there's no one around. The only thing I'll do during the wedding is poison the cake, and offer a piece to everyone that congratulates me on the 'happiest day of my life'.
And, for the last order of business... You're all joining the 'got laid' party late. At least, late from my perspective, maybe I joined the party too early. >.> <.<
*Dashes off*
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Post by Elgen on Apr 6, 2009 18:52:17 GMT
;_;
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Post by DarkNova50 on Apr 6, 2009 19:01:44 GMT
There's a whole lot of unadulterated, heavy nerd action going on in this thread. And frankly I find the notion of a "got laid" party both distasteful and sickening, both in terms of the mental image it conjures up and in that we're placing a little too much importance on that specific act.
We're nearing the point of this sounding like the World of Warcraft trade channel, people. And that's not good!
Also, I wouldn't trust anything served at your wedding anyway, Webster. Nor would I trust the decorations, the party planner, or any of your "family."
In fact, I think I'll just watch the whole thing via video feed. Just make sure none of you drink too much liquor.
The cameras get fuzzy when there's too much alcohol in your system.
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Post by Elgen on Apr 6, 2009 19:22:36 GMT
darkNova, the trade channel of WoW is much worse than this, you know that. I mean, "hai u 14, r? cybz pl0x?"
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Post by Vicorva on Apr 6, 2009 19:55:35 GMT
On Guild Wars I kept getting escorted by loads of middle aged men 'LFRG' Or, 'Looking for Real Girls'. If you ignore everything they say, it works out pretty well. Also, I have dibs on Bridesmaid already, and if you want to start a 'got laid' party, be my guest. It'll be funny.
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Post by Elgen on Apr 6, 2009 20:50:25 GMT
I'll be boycotting the wedding due to the atrocities done to me by Webster
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Post by webster52402 on Apr 6, 2009 21:22:42 GMT
You're boycotting a wedding... MY wedding... Because of atrocities? Isn't like... me being involved in the wedding pretty much an assurance that there will be atrocities abound? Also, Nova is correct, and thanks to the reference towards WoW in any way but an outside force that we can poke fun at, I shall refrain from delving into the topic any further. Even a person who commits genocide, murder, acts of torture, etc. has SOME standards. EDIT: Also, Nova, I'm 19. I can't have liquor at my wedding yet.
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Post by Vicorva on Apr 6, 2009 21:30:52 GMT
You're happy to poison anyone who wishes you a long and happy life, but you won't illeegally consume alchohol?
...You're my absolute hero.
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Post by Tom Bombadil on Apr 6, 2009 21:37:50 GMT
Of course he won't. Alcohol dulls the senses. It would make him careless. If you drink and kill, you will be arrested. And Webster doesn't get caught. This simply doesn't happen.
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