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Post by Kleidium on Apr 6, 2009 22:02:06 GMT
I love starting things. Alas, I wasn't in love with this one, but he has the same name of the one I AM in love with. Everyone needs a little release. And before you ask, Father, I did indeed use protection. And I'm sure you all know that plenty of things had transpired during the last 2 years. Thus creating the need for an absence. ;3 Plenty. Of. Things.
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Post by webster52402 on Apr 6, 2009 22:09:24 GMT
Of course he won't. Alcohol dulls the senses. It would make him careless. If you drink and kill, you will be arrested. And Webster doesn't get caught. This simply doesn't happen. See? Tom understands. He knows why I don't drink. ... Actually, that's a lie, I've already broken that particular law a few times... But very rarely, and I'll never go too overboard with my drinking, ever. My father was a drunkard, and I have no desire to end up like him. >_> In any case! Now I just need to wait for Simmo's reaction. :3
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Post by Vrek on Apr 7, 2009 5:11:47 GMT
Well, what with all this talk about murder and mayflowers, I think it's a good time to drop the ball. It turns out I'm a clinical sociopath, so I guess I'll have to kill you all.
Congrats on the wedding, though, guys! I'll make you one of those big cakes when someone hides inside. Except instead of a scantily clad lady, I'll out in a hoard of rabid raccoons. That will make for some wonderful wedding moments!
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Post by Kleidium on Apr 7, 2009 5:50:33 GMT
Well, what with all this talk about murder and mayflowers, I think it's a good time to drop the ball. It turns out I'm a clinical sociopath, so I guess I'll have to kill you all. Congrats on the wedding, though, guys! I'll make you one of those big cakes when someone hides inside. Except instead of a scantily clad lady, I'll out in a hoard of rabid raccoons. That will make for some wonderful wedding moments! Hear, hear!
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Post by Vicorva on Apr 7, 2009 8:07:15 GMT
I've never drunk alchohol. I'm only seventeen, but age didn't stop any of my friends back when we were 13. Although the legal age in the UK is 18, so if I wanted to, I could legally drink before you America-goers. I want a rabid raccoon cake. Web, you get to have all the fun.
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Post by Kleidium on Apr 7, 2009 8:21:42 GMT
Well, I live in Texas, where no one cares about any type of law as long as it doesn't involve hunting, fishing, or education of any kind. So alcohol is abundant, as well as marijuana. There's plenty to go around, and it's all easy to get for young people my age. And it's rare to find a virgin 16 year old. Not because of the fact that the legal age of consent is 16, but because everyone gets laid 1 or 2 years prior. And to think I live in the "Bible Belt". So much for Christianity. Beat that.
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Post by Vicorva on Apr 7, 2009 8:51:37 GMT
I don't have any interest inbeating that, none of that appeals to me. And I generally don't mind the laws relating to age in Britain, except that you can join the army a year before you can vote.
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Post by Simmo33 on Apr 7, 2009 12:28:48 GMT
Honestly! I leave you guys alone for a second and you suddenly talk about getting laid!
But, on that note, I've decided that after the wedding everyone can come back to my house for a getting laid party. Bring your friends and your condoms!
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Post by Vicorva on Apr 7, 2009 12:54:11 GMT
Oh dear. This is all taking a downhill turn (or rather, it took a downhill turn a while ago, and has somehow kept going). No getting laid party, and no more innuendos. If you like, you may make a 'Webster-Simmo Wedding Party' thread in general, and continue this there. Apart from that, this thread is *locked* because its getting really long and it went off-topic a while ago.
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Post by webster52402 on Apr 7, 2009 15:01:44 GMT
It was starting to swing around well enough, though this admittedly isn't a general chat thread.
Also, in after lock. Had to do it. ^^
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Post by Vrek on Apr 7, 2009 23:02:50 GMT
...i can haz n aftur lok?
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